in bullet form

Here is my campaign for the lowering of my own ranking on Cooper's list of blog links:

• All I ever consistently blog about is the weather, my geographic location, or things involving my friend Sam.
• Once I ate a slug just because some kid told me to.
• Robyn has a degree in journalism and should therefore be above me by default.
• I'm American.
  
• My previous post has racked up exacly zero comments thus far.
• I spelled the word 'exactly' wrong in my previous bullet point and Cooper hates poor spelling.
• Look at all those obnoxious links that I included in this post.
  

Pretty persuasive, eh?