Today we (Colonel, me, Jack-a-mo, Keywee, and Walker) needed to go to town for supplies and lunch. When we got into Colonel's van, it smelled really funny. Actually, it smelled like Cool Ranch Doritos.
So, we're driving along Shook Road and Walker starts freaking out a little bit. He was sitting in the back seat.
Walker: "What the frick! There's a fish back here!"
Colonel: "Dude, you can't be serious."
Walker continued to freak out about it, so Colonel pulled the van over to check it out for himself. He popped the trunk and walked to the back of the van. Then, he picked up a plastic bag, held it up, and started laughing/gagging.
Colonel: "This isn't a fish, guys. It's an orange and a banana."
It had been rotting in the back of his van for months. The fruits were hardly solids at that point. Naturally, we all got out of the van to investigate. Colonel started dry heaving, so did Walker and Jack-a-mo because they really wanted to smell it and it smelled really terrible.
I didn't smell it, I just laughed so hard that I started crying.
5 comments:
Oh I miss the disgusting and really weird adventures of being on pre-camp camp staff.
Thats too funny. Ha!
One time we were at Superstore in the check out and the cashier went to scan a bag for the lady ahead of us when it jumped. It was a fish that was still alive! It was funny and tragic.
But better than liquid fruit
Whoa! That's amazing!
Ok that is SICK......like honestly why would anyone really want to smell it??? But i could see this whole event being really funny!
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